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Last night Twitter went wild, with the new trending topic "If Hip-Hop was High School". All kinds of tweets posted on what your favorite rappers and singers would be doing if they were still in high school. Enjoy below and have a great laugh. Most of these I added my own little spin on it.
If Hip-Hop Was High School 1. T-Pain would be the kid in the back of the class singing through the fan. 2. P. Diddy would be elected to class president and Kanye West would bitch about it every year. 3. Fat Joe would be the dirty playing offensive lineman on the varsity football team. 4. Kat Stacks would be the chick every dude would call ugly and yet they all slept with her. 5. R. Kelly would be the dude that graduated three years ago but still shows up when school is out to pick up freshman girls. 6. Alfamega would be the school snitch, that told on everybody, I mean EVERYBODY! 7. Wiz Khalifa and Kid Cudi would be the dudes that come to class high, all the time! 8. Soulja Boy would be the class clown. 9. Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Common, and Nas would be a part of the history club. 10. Beanie Sigel would be the school bully that takes people lunch money. 11. Beyonce would be the popular cheerleader, that every dude would fiend to take on the senior prom. 12. J. Dilla, Swizz Beatz, Kanye West, The Neptunes, DJ Premier, would have beat battles at lunchtime in the cafeteria. Who bangs on the table the best? 13. DJ Kay Slay would be the dude that instigates fights and then bet on who would win! 14. Mary J. Blidge, Keyshia Cole, and Alicia Keys would be the girls that always tell the counselor how their hearts were recently broken. 15. Russell Simmons would voted in the year book as most likely to succeed. 16. DMX and the Lox would be the dudes that stay suspended for pushing drugs out the lockers and cutting class. 17. Twista would be the kid you hope the teacher NEVER ask to read, he goes to fast and all students lose track. 18. Gucci Mane would be the kid who stays with a party at his house each weekend, yet someone always gets beat up! 19. Jay-Z would be the dude that graduated 4 years ago and just comes to the school to stunt. 20. DJ Khaled woould be the kid that you never would want to win class valedictorian to do a speech at graduation, he talks to damn much! WE THE BEST CLASS!!! 21. Snoop Dogg would be the stud wide receiver on the football team, who smokes one before game day! 22. Trina would be the chick with the fat booty that all the dudes would want to smash, but she'll never give you the time of the day! 23. L.A. Reid would be the school principal that gets on your damn nerves and suspend you for no reason. 24. Cam'ron will be that dude that dresses fresh to death, but will overdue it sometimes! 25. Flava Flav will be the janitor that students always talk to, yet his breath sinks. 26. Fabolous is the kid, that never gets in fights and if you touch him, his Street Fam crew will be waiting for you after school to give you a beatdown! 27. Lloyd Banks, Cassidy, Papoose, MF Doom, and Joe Budden would always be seen ciphering in the hall-way. My Rhymes the hottest chump!!! 28. 50 Cent would be the superstar linebacker that purposely injuries the rival teams quarterbacks!
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| Last Updated ( Thursday, 03 June 2010 18:06 ) |

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